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Low life

Riding back from Scotland with Ron Burgundy in the privy

When I'd finished, Ron shouted: 'Hey, make sure you wash your hands, you filthy animal!'

25 January 2014

9:00 AM

25 January 2014

9:00 AM

When the ticket collector asked to see my ticket, I took the opportunity to ask what time my connection left Birmingham New Street. ‘Are you travelling onwards with the Vag?’ he said. ‘Excuse me?’ I said. ‘The Vag! Virgin!’ he said, irritated by my ignorance. I laughed at him. His expression remained official.

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