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Dear Mary

Dear Mary: How can I hide my tattoo from the in-laws?

Plus: How to cope with the River Café’s pigeon

25 January 2014

9:00 AM

25 January 2014

9:00 AM

Q. I have a tattoo the length of my forearm and am worried it will alienate my new boyfriend’s parents on a forthcoming beach holiday. There will be no way of covering it up in a very hot climate. My boyfriend says his parents are way too pompous and it will be good for them to have a tattooed guest ‘in their face’ every day for a week, but I have no wish to irritate people who have been kind enough to invite me to Barbados.

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