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Jeremy Clarke: Get your yoga mat - you've pulled

How I got to my first party of the new year

4 January 2014

9:00 AM

4 January 2014

9:00 AM

I went from the first yoga session of the New Year to the pub. I felt ever so noble. The place was rocking. There was a bloke at the bar looking at his watch, curious as to how long it would take the pill he’d just taken to affect his brain.

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