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Melissa Kite: No more boyfriends for me

And that's the easy resolution

4 January 2014

9:00 AM

4 January 2014

9:00 AM

Just the three resolutions for me. I am keeping it simple. Number one: no more boyfriends. The definition of insanity is repeating the same mistake while expecting a different result and I have been repeating this particular mistake for 42 years.

The truth is, I cannot do romance. I am elated to finally discover this and move on.

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