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Lonely hearts

22 February 2014

9:00 AM

22 February 2014

9:00 AM

In Competition 2835 you were invited to submit a profile for an online dating website for a well-known politician, living or dead.

Unlucky loser John Samson’s Oliver Cromwell might, I suppose, appeal to those who like the masterful type: ‘That ye should seek matrimonial harmony by reading such vainglorious publications doth render thee unworthy of espousing this Puritan.

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