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The summer of love

On Costard the Clown and a half-forgotten showbiz dream

12 April 2014

9:00 AM

12 April 2014

9:00 AM

Last time I was allowed to write a story for The Spectator, I managed to get away with a frankly smutty and boastful piece about sex. Well, it’s been a while, so… I do hope nobody minds if I do that again.

If I’m honest, when young, one of the reasons I decided to mortgage my life to showbiz was because I thought that if I did, I would get more than my fair share of bedroom action.

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