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Low life

Two narcissists trapped in one static caravan

I have finally been deposed as my grandson's court favourite

31 May 2014

9:00 AM

31 May 2014

9:00 AM

I was two days alone in the caravan and no signal or reception of any sort. It was like a Buddhist silent retreat, where you have to listen in horrified amazement to your own thoughts. During the day I walked the cliff path; in the evenings I sat on the caravan steps wishing I had a rook rifle.

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