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Want to be a neglectful parent? Come to a festival and learn

'Jemima, Otis and Cooper,' said the walkie-talkie, 'it's time for you to go to bed'

2 August 2014

9:00 AM

2 August 2014

9:00 AM

I spent last weekend at Port Eliot in Cornwall. This is supposed to be a literary and music festival and my reason for being there was to talk about my new book What Every Parent Needs to Know. In reality, though, it’s just an excuse to go camping with old friends, drink plenty of alcohol and stay up late.

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