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Low life

Glazed tiles, a barred window: it must be another morning in a police cell

A night out – and a morning after – from my younger days

30 August 2014

9:00 AM

30 August 2014

9:00 AM

In my late twenties, it was not unusual for me to wake up in a police cell wearing a paper suit. Waking to glazed tiles and a high barred window, and not knowing how one got there, is a bad way to start the day. On this particular occasion, I opened my eyes and pieced together that the party in the nurses’ home had gone on all night, that I had continued to drink, and that I had then gone to a football match.

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