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9 August 2014

9:00 AM

9 August 2014

9:00 AM

A parcel has arrived addressed to ‘Cydney Kite’. The spaniel is ecstatic. She has never received her own mail before, let alone an express delivery package. She wags her entire body frantically as I open it and is driven half demented by the heady smell that arises as I lift out the packing bubbles to reveal…

The nice people at Lily’s Kitchen have sent her a food parcel.

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