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A buffet in an Egyptian tomb

Lopesan Costa Melonoras Resort Spa and Casino is in Spain, but the timing is German. It exudes gloom. It smells of peas

15 November 2014

9:00 AM

15 November 2014

9:00 AM

Atlantico is a vast buffet inside the Lopesan Costa Meloneras Resort Spa and Casino in Gran Canaria. The Lopesan Costa Melonoras Resort Spa and Casino — or, as I will henceforth call it, TLCMRSAC — looks like Citizen Kane’s Xanadu without the art, the metaphor or the tragedy. It has towers, chandeliers, vistas, pools, terraces, tennis courts, a swim-up bar, a miniature golf course and palm trees.

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