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Status anxiety

Pity I’m a Celebrity’s token old guys

Forbidden to ogle, forbidden to read – it’s no wonder these guys go nuts

22 November 2014

9:00 AM

22 November 2014

9:00 AM

I had thought that my days of being approached by reality show producers hoping to put together a cast of D-list celebrities were behind me. Apparently not. A couple of weeks ago, I was contacted by the makers of The Jump, a Channel 4 programme in which assorted ‘personalities’ try their hands at various Alpine sports, including downhill slalom, bobsleigh racing and ski-jumping.

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Toby Young is associate editor of The Spectator.

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