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Check yourself: have you succumbed to this corporate speak epidemic?

Soon the day will arrive when someone asks ‘Would it be OK if myself puts yourself on hold?’

10 January 2015

9:00 AM

10 January 2015

9:00 AM

You know how it goes with corporate speak. A strange new habit grows and spreads, creeping largely unnoticed into the language, until one day you hear a sentence so bizarre, so divorced from normality, that it brings you up short. It happened to me the other day. A call centre operative, in the middle of a prolonged display of not being able to help, had to check something with a colleague.

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