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I think I’ve found a miracle cure for a bad back

Get yourself to the nearest greyhound track

3 January 2015

9:00 AM

3 January 2015

9:00 AM

I’ve had various ailments during my first 74 years — the worst being those induced by smoking, such as emphysema and chronic bronchitis — but never before have I suffered from back pain. I know many people who have, and I have witnessed the miseries they have suffered — their months spent lying on the floor, their desperate search for suitable treatments, their failed operations.

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