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Why I won’t be going on Celebrity Big Brother — despite being tempted

In the end, I turned down my invitation to appear on the reality TV show

23 May 2015

9:00 AM

23 May 2015

9:00 AM

Gore Vidal once famously said that ‘Television is for appearing on, not watching.’ I feel the opposite. I’ve just turned down a financial offer from Celebrity Big Brother for this summer’s series so big it made my eyes water — and I’m not easily impressed, size-wise. Verbal people just don’t do well in such a visual medium — and speech is my second language, anyhow.

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