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Long life

Croquet is a sport that makes you want to cheat and kill

If everyone realised how nasty it is it might become very popular again

18 July 2015

9:00 AM

18 July 2015

9:00 AM

I have always been what I suppose one could call a weed, and a cowardly one at that. I never liked sports and was never any good at them. When fielding at cricket at my prep school, I used to while away time making daisy-chains. Of my part in football one prep-school report merely said, to my mother’s great amusement, ‘Chancellor prefers to avoid the ball.’

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