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Low life

Safety tip: don't try to steal Trev's phone

It looks broken, and he's always losing it. But when he asks for it back, sane men agree

25 July 2015

9:00 AM

25 July 2015

9:00 AM

‘I’ve lost my phone,’ yells Trev. We’re in a club. He’s come charging on to the dance floor to tell me. He’s always forgetting where he’s left his phone and getting in a state. Trev’s phone is old and crap and the screen is the most shattered screen I’ve seen on a phone that still works.

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