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Competition

Fan fare

29 August 2015

9:00 AM

29 August 2015

9:00 AM

In Competition No. 2912 you were invited to submit a tribute in verse to a once-popular foodstuff that has fallen out of favour.

Bill Greenwell’s entry (Spangles!) brought to mind childhood pleasures, as did Sid Field’s (Creamola) and Jayne Osborn’s (Angel Delight). But I still shudder at the memory of spam fritters, and Alan Millard’s attempt to make them sound appealing fell on stony ground:

More fit to nibble than to gnaw
But no less tasty, cooked or raw

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