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Have I killed my friend’s Jack Russell? Time to check Google

It started calmly enough but then all hell broke loose on my three-night dog-sit

15 August 2015

9:00 AM

15 August 2015

9:00 AM

Toby goes to bed at 10 o’clock sharp every night otherwise he gets irritable. Toby sleeps on the bed always. Toby is too old to jump up on to the bed, so the bedroom footstool should be placed next to the bed to help him to climb up. He is also allowed up on the furniture.

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