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Dear Mary

Dear Mary: How can I greet friends without clashing specs?

Plus: Directory inquiries for the elderly; how to correct a poor compliment

24 October 2015

9:00 AM

24 October 2015

9:00 AM

Q. As an old trout, large in height and breadth, I have taken a leaf out of the documentary Advanced Style (which celebrates elderly chic) and purchased a pair of oversize specs with big solid frames, plain in style, not à la Dame Edna. My problem is that every time I greet a friend and get kissed on one or both cheeks, it is either a clash of specs or I bump them uncomfortably on the cheek with the frames.

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