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My nights with Hollywood film stars may be far behind me

But I am still reluctant to cancel my Being a Cool Person insurance in case I suffer an instant collapse in my looks and fortune

3 October 2015

9:00 AM

3 October 2015

9:00 AM

At least two insurances are going to have to go, as I grapple with fear of penury, I have decided.

My health insurance is looking increasingly pointless, because I never use it. I just keep it going because I daren’t stop it. And I think the same can be said of my ‘Being A Cool Person’ insurance.

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