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She was Ariadne to my Theseus

I became hooked on vaping (flavour: peach) thanks to a Cretan beauty

12 December 2015

9:00 AM

12 December 2015

9:00 AM

My contempt for vaping deepened as vaping contraptions became more ostentatious and people started hanging them from lanyards around their necks. When Trev starting vaping, I lost what little hope for the future of humankind that I had left. He puffs on his elaborate dummy non-stop when we go out.

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