Last month a friend invited me to lunch at the Garrick Club. As an impoverished writer, I don’t get many offers like this, so the week before, in a state of anticipation, I took my good suit out of the cupboard to check it wasn’t too rumpled. To my horror there were two holes the size of a five-pence piece in the trousers.
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Henry Jeffreys is the author of a history in 12 alcoholic drinks, Empire of Booze. It will be published in November.
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