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Matthew Parris

How a grumpy llama became the third person in our relationship

Our camelid Gussie, now sadly dead, made an excellent intermediary

14 May 2016

9:00 AM

14 May 2016

9:00 AM

Gussie is the name of a grumpy and ill-natured llama, her coat largely white and somewhat unkempt, and much given to aggressive expectoration. When there’s corn in a bucket, it has been her habit greedily to spit other llamas away, not because she wants corn but to stop them getting any.

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