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The members of White’s fall into two categories: shits and bores

And the shits largely fall into two categories: horrid shits and entertaining shits

14 May 2016

9:00 AM

14 May 2016

9:00 AM

On Sunday we were invited for lunch at Chez Bruno, an unbelievably posh restaurant in the south of France. At Chez Bruno all the dishes, even the ice-cream desserts, are flavoured with truffles. Resting on the gate pillars as we drove in were two gigantic stone truffles, and next to the entrance was a long painted fresco of the Last Supper, with Bruno’s face superimposed on that of Jesus and 12 Michelin-starred chefs as his apostles.

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