The builder boyfriend colicked for a week after eating a falafel kebab as he and I sat up all night with the colicking pony.
And unlike the colicking pony, who was attended to by the vet and given intravenous Buscopan, the colicking builder boyfriend moaned and groaned in agony, untreated. If he had a GP he couldn’t remember who or where it was.
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