A stopped clock is … well, you know the rest. And so it was with Buzzfeed yesterday when the Australian Electoral Commission released the details of the final public funding payment to candidates and parties who contested last month’s election.

“Buzzfeed? What is this Buzzfeed, hey?” I hear you ask.

Buzzfeed is a website; a website for moronic millennials whose brains – like the digital devices they so covert – have shrunk and shrunk with advances in technology.