‘Even if we allowed you to vote − which is never going to happen − you serfs  would only be allowed to vote once in a generation” declared Lord  Zimmers of Upper and Lower Sidders .

He was speaking at the  Annual Levee of the  High Tory Party at which not only nobles are received  but all the faithful, even down to those lowly serfs whose duties are to make and  serve the party’s much-prized Lamingtons at fundraisers, pay the tithe and render constant obeisance to and adoration of their masters and mistresses.