Despite being for “Team Hillary” since 2007, I’ve no problem with Donald Trump being elected president. I’m not an American citizen, so why should I feel personally slighted about their election results? The only negative outcome arising from Trump’s win is how insufferable the complaints from lefties throughout the world are going to be for the next four years.

On Wednesday afternoon, as news of Trump’s election came through, the ABC’s Sunshine Coast FM was already stroking the resentments of local sooks by requesting songs to play for the occasion.