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Competition

You’re toast

25 February 2017

9:00 AM

25 February 2017

9:00 AM

In Competition No. 2986 you were invited to submit a poem about a deadly foodstuff.
 
My inspiration for this assignment was the appalling news that toast can kill you, which is yet another depressing indication that everything good is bad for you. Or perhaps, as Max Gutmann suggests in the closing couplet of his winning entry, it’s safer simply to regard all food as a potential enemy.

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