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Speckled Footman and Maiden’s Blush

18 March 2017

9:00 AM

18 March 2017

9:00 AM

Last year, I attempted to pass through security in an American airport carrying a small black box, containing eight batteries and a visible circuit board. If the switch was flipped, the display counted down in red flashing numbers. Unsuprisingly, the officer in Salt Lake City pulled it out of my hand baggage.

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