My phone rings; a name flashes across the screen. Giorgio. ‘It’s done,’ he says in his husky Greek accent. With a trembling finger, I hang up. Some say the Italians do the best work, but they’re wrong. It’s the Greeks. They work quick, clean, and… well, not cheap. If you want a job done cheap, you call the Vietnamese.
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