In Competition No. 2997 you were invited to submit an obituary for planet Earth.
It was a smallish but varied and heartfelt entry. John Whitworth earns the bonus fiver and his fellow winners are rewarded with £25 apiece. Honourable mentions go to C.J. Gleed, D.A. Prince and Duncan Forbes.
In an obituary
There’s no room for bitchery,
So let’s say the earth
Had some things of worth.
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