Lock up your left-wing activist sisters; Julian Assange is back in town.

In a triumph for accused rapists everywhere, the Swedish prosecutors in charge of his cases have decided to drop the affair, citing a lack of reasonable prospects for bringing him to trial. Assange’s evasion of justice by hiding first in the English legal system and then in the Ecuadorean embassy being the principle bar to his prosecution, the decision should not be seen as anything other than what it is – a successful obstruction of justice by a fugitive alleged rapist and a tinpot authoritarian petro-regime known largely for...