It’s been a big week for Fairfax Media and The Age — a big week in their decline.

First there was the much-ballyhooed exclusive about … the new Domino’s menu:

But they managed to trump that this morning with the news on how your breakfast is killing you:

Then there was the deadly dry cleaning:

Yet they still think that their readers are such fans of monarchy they wanted to see the same story on Phil the Greek not only carried twice on their home page, but carried twice, together.

Truly, if it was a dog you’d take it out and shoot it — out of charity.

Fairfax CEO Greg Hywood should be prosecuted for cruelty if he lets it linger on much longer.

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