You know you’re getting old when your kids have to tell you what the different emojis really mean. You see, apparently there’s a whole millennial sub-text going on where certain vegetables (say, eggplants) and fruits (perhaps peaches) mean something totally different to what you and I might think. I’m not suggesting that you Google this, but let’s just say that “eggplants” are a secret language to refer to the dark side of male carnal desire and “peaches” refers to the feminine equivalent.