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Jeremy Clarke: How I lost an afternoon to two magnums of mid-range champagne

6 January 2018

9:00 AM

6 January 2018

9:00 AM

As I stood there, I was reminded of the man of no fixed abode who, several years back, aged 68, made it into the local paper charged with shoplifting. He’d failed to steal a bottle of champagne and a hat to the value of £75. In court, the magistrate had inquired as to the brand of champagne.

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