There is only one way for Australians to show their contempt for the stifling political correctness and bullying left-wing activism that is tearing at the heart and soul of this once proud and confident nation: to party like crazy on Australia Day.

This Friday, rip into a slap-up brekky, take the kids to the park, hit the water, stack up the Esky, slap on the zinc, fire up the barbie, crank up the stereo, dig out the old albums, paint the kids’ faces, smash a cricket ball over the fence, ride a killer wave, ogle the fireworks and celebrate Australia Day...