Sleep easy, Queenslanders. You’re already laden with ferals protesting Adani. Tasmania, you’re the birthplace of the Greens. Our sympathies. Western Australia, we know what the mining downturn has done to your state, even before taking into account the impact of having Troy Buswell running a tab with Treasury. And South Australia, you have more than enough on your hands with Nick Xenophon, the inheritor of Big Kev’s crown for subtle advertising.