Bank robbery
I am a reformed, recidivist bank robber. I did it the old-fashioned way; by storming into a bank with a fake or real weapon, mask and wig , bravado and a huge amount of adrenalin. Bank insurance probably paid out for the stolen money. I frightened bank tellers and customers, for which I am very sorry, and I got caught.
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