If you’re wondering where we are on Facebook today, we’ve been told to get Zucked.

We used a cropped version of a 27-year-old Calvin Klein advertisement to illustrate Corrine Barraclough’s reverse sexism story this morning — a much-imitated advertisement that has been deemed fit for public display for more than quarter of a century.

The picture, however, had Mark Zuckerberg’s squad of maiden aunts reaching for their Eau de Cologne, so we’ve been banned from Facebook for 24 hours.