Some of the arguments that Peter FitzSimons makes has me thinking that there might just be a “multiverse” after all. I mean, how else do you explain the following inanity in coming to the defence of James Slipper who, after having tested positive for cocaine not once, but twice, has been banned from rugby for two months and fined $27,500?

"If James slipper chooses to take cocaine on a Saturday night, it's none of my damn business!" – @Peter_Fitz.