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Sex and MOTs

7 July 2018

9:00 AM

7 July 2018

9:00 AM

Opening a button of my shirt to get the horse lorry through its MOT is the sort of thing I like to kid myself about.

I know I’m not really getting a lorry through its MOT by unbuttoning my shirt, but at my age it makes me feel good to think that I might.

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