Well done, New South Wales Liberals, well done.

You weren’t content with sentencing the people of NSW to years under the spineless nanny Premiers Boozey O’Forgetful, Twotter Greyhound and Chastity de Stadia.

You weren’t content with foisting Lord Waffle and his wife Rasputina upon the nation.

You weren’t content with soiling the centre-right with the incessant factional bickering between The Moist, The Unctuous and The Unlikeable.