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An epistle from the Clementines

10 October 2018

12:44 PM

10 October 2018

12:44 PM

You can read the extract of Clem’s letter to her son in Fairfax Media here. But if it makes no sense to you, Vanessa de Largie has done a translation…

To my beautiful boy,

The first thing you need to understand is that I adore you — even though you’re not a girl and do not possess a vagina.

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