No, this isn’t like The Sun, discovering via ouija board before the 1987 British general election that Joseph Stalin intended to vote Labour. It’s weirder.

As 2018 can’t get any surreal, German tabloid “Bild” has tracked down Adolf Hitler’s closest living relative to ask him, among other things, about Donald Trump:

Relatives of notorious Nazi leader Adolf Hitler have been quietly living in the US under false identities since World War II, it has been revealed.