About as popular as Ebenezer Scrooge at Carols at Candlelight, only the most hardened of Twitter lefties can currently muster the spirit to bitterly poo-poo the world’s most popular royal couple on their fairytale Australian tour.

Republican apparatchiks privately dry tears with grey beards as any prospect of a legacy as founders of a newer, contemporary Australia fades away in the Harry and Meghan glow.