“I’m the Sheik of Araby,
Your love belongs to me.
At night when you’re asleep
Into your tent, I’ll creep.
The stars that shine above,
Will light our way to love.
You’ll rule this land with me…”

Harry B. Smith/Harry Bache Smith/Ted Snyder/Francis Wheeler © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC

Mohammad bin Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud, or MBS, the 33-year-old crown prince of Saudi Arabia – the only country in the world named after the ruling family – is standing knee deep in camel shite.