Hi mum, just got back from the Parliament House climate change protest.

Protesting is just like Schoolies Week with lots of us getting shitfaced on orange juice and dietary supplements. There are hot boys in security uniforms though some of them may be fat and 65 years old and someone non-partisan with a bullhorn screaming ‘Vote Bill’ who looks like he’s from a boy band but may just be a trade union activist trying to show us how the whole stranger danger thing works.