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Simon Collins

Simon Collins

12 January 2019

9:00 AM

12 January 2019

9:00 AM

If you still haven’t got around to making a New Year’s resolution, why not make one you won’t be able to make at the start of any subsequent year? Why not make 2019 the year you finally get around to climbing Uluru. Because if you don’t do that before October, when it will become illegal, you’ll die wondering what all the fuss was about – much as I feel about LSD, Grand Theft Auto and colonic irrigation.

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